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    Anti Korupsi.....

    Seorang Presiden bertanya kepada seorang Ibu Tua penjual kue, saat kunjungan sang Presiden di kota Antah Berantah...

    Pres : “Sudah berapa lama Ibu jualan kue ???”
    Ibu : “Sudah hampir 30 tahun Pak..”
    Pres : “Trus anak Ibu kemana, kenapa tidak ada yang bantu Ibu..???”
    Ibu : “Anak saya ada 4, yang pertama di KPK, yang kedua di Polri, yang ketiga di Kejaksaan dan yang keempat di DPRD, jadi mereka sibuk sekali Pak...”
    Sang Presiden kemudian menggeleng-gelengkan kepalanya tanda kagum...

    Lalu dengan percaya diri, Sang Presiden berbicara ke semua hadirin : “Inilah contoh nyata. Meskipun hanya jualan kue, Ibu ini bisa mendidik dan menjadikan anak2nya sebagai orang sukses dan anti korupsi. Karena kalau mereka korupsi, tentunya Ibu ini pasti sudah sejahtera dan tinggal di rumah mewah....!” yang disambut dengan tepuk tangan riuh para hadirin...

    Sambil mengarahkan mikrofon yang sedang dipegangnya, Presiden kembali bertanya :
    “Apa jabatan anak2 Ibu di KPK, Polri , Kejaksaan dan DPRD Bu..???”
    Dengan polosnya, sang Ibu menjawab :
    “Sama Pak......, mereka berjualan kue juga di sana.....”
    Presiden : #$@$ Gubraaakkkk...!!! #sambil nelan mikrofon#....

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    Re: Anti Korupsi.....

    wkwkwk.......



    mungkin si ibu menyangka suatu hari yg bertanya berminat jualan kue.....

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    Re: Anti Korupsi.....

    Quote Originally Posted by yosi_phebe View Post
    wkwkwk.......



    mungkin si ibu menyangka suatu hari yg bertanya berminat jualan kue.....
    Jualan susu Om Yos...wkwkwkwkwkwkkkk....
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    Quote Originally Posted by satriabanjar View Post
    Jualan susu Om Yos...wkwkwkwkwkwkkkk....
    Wkwkwkwk lagi......

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    Re: Anti Korupsi.....

    wkwkkwkwkw...membayangkan yang nelen microphone nya...

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    Re: Anti Korupsi.....

    wkwkwk.....
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    Re: Anti Korupsi.....

    Hahhahahha
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    Re: Anti Korupsi.....

    wkwkwk..kirain semuanya ngandang di bui gara2 kasus korupsi om
    Rawe rawe rantas malang malang putung

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    Re: Anti Korupsi.....

    Hehhehe nah loh.... ternyata sama juga... cuma beda tempat aja.....

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    Re: Anti Korupsi.....

    mending jualan kue daripada duduk di kursi politik banyak tikusnya disana

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