Results 1 to 12 of 12

Thread: Tuhan Dimana...???

  1. #1
    Zippo Casing satriabanjar's Avatar
      Auction Verified
    Join Date
    Feb 2013
    Location
    Balikpapan - Banjarmasin
    Posts
    1.318
    Mentioned
    347 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Time Online
    1 Wk 3 Days 16 Hrs 38 Mins 5 Secs

    Tuhan Dimana...???

    Disuatu desa di daerah Batak, ada kakak beradik bernama Poltak dan Ucok. Mereka terkenal sangat bandel, sehingga semua orang selalu mengaitkan semua kejadian kriminal dengan mereka, mulai dari maling ayam sampai berjudi. Sang Ibu pusing melihat kelakuan mereka dan akhirnya membawa mereka ke Pendeta. Dipanggillah mereka satu persatu, dimulai dari si Adik yakni Ucok...
    “Cok, Ibu kau sudah tua, tak kasian kau liat dia???” kata sang Pendeta,.Ucok hanya diam sambil ngupil.
    Pendeta bertanya dengan senyum “Kau tau Tuhan Dimana...???”. Ucok cuek.......
    Pendeta masih sabar walau sedikit mulai kesal dan bertanya lagi, “Ucok, kau tau Tuhan dimana..???”.
    Ucok mulai bingung dan menelan ludahnya sambil menatap tajam sang Pendeta.
    Sang Pendeta pun mulai emosi, dengan suara keras dan membentak, dia bertanya lagi “Ucoookk, Tuhan ada di mana...???!!!”.
    Ucok berteriak sambil lari keluar ketakutan dan berkata “Aku tidak tauuuuu....!!!”. Di pintu keluar, dia bertemu Poltak. “Kenapa kamu Cok ??? Pucat kali muka kau ??? Pak Pendeta bilang apa ???” tanya Poltak..
    “Gawaat Bang !!!, Tuhan HILAAANG !!!! Pak Pendeta fikir kita yang CURI !!!...”

    My First Flame was zippo...
    & ...


  2. #2
    Moderator yosi_phebe's Avatar
      Auction Verified
    Join Date
    Oct 2012
    Location
    DKI Jakarta
    Posts
    10.789
    Mentioned
    1510 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Time Online
    1 Mth 3 Wks 1 Day 16 Hrs 27 Mins 41 Secs

    Re: Tuhan Dimana...???




    Parah kali si ucok......

  3. #3
    Zippo Solid Gold 24K theagus's Avatar
      Auction Verified
    Join Date
    Aug 2011
    Location
    Palembang
    Posts
    10.090
    Mentioned
    1757 Post(s)
    Tagged
    3 Thread(s)
    Time Online
    2 Wks 1 Day 18 Hrs 59 Mins 54 Secs

    Re: Tuhan Dimana...???

    wkkwkwkwkw......keseringan di tuduh jadinya gitu....wkwkkwkwkwk

  4. #4
    Zippo Solid Gold 24K Ingredient's Avatar
      Auction Verified
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    Samarinda dan Bogor :D
    Posts
    10.715
    Mentioned
    850 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Time Online
    1 Mth 2 Wks 12 Hrs 41 Mins 15 Secs

    Re: Tuhan Dimana...???

    wkwkwk.....kuatir dicurigai terus
    ......
    ---Antar Forum---
    but you'll always find me here
    ingredient@id-zippo.com
    orizippnal@gmail.com
    ORIZIPPNAL©
    Get Your Own Original Zippo

  5. #5
    Super Moderator Long's Avatar
      Auction Verified
    Join Date
    Dec 2012
    Location
    Secret Place
    Posts
    4.185
    Mentioned
    922 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Time Online
    2 Wks 1 Day 4 Hrs 32 Mins 45 Secs

    Re: Tuhan Dimana...???

    Hahahahahahah Si Ucok ada2 aja...
    "Sometimes The Only Way To Move Forward Is To Revisit The Things In Your Past That Were Holding You Back. "
    Long@id-zippo.com

  6. #6
    Click obik semarang's Avatar
      Auction Verified
    Join Date
    Jan 2012
    Location
    bumi cendrawasih (jayapura)
    Posts
    492
    Mentioned
    43 Post(s)
    Tagged
    1 Thread(s)
    Time Online
    1 Day 18 Hrs 7 Mins 52 Secs

    Re: Tuhan Dimana...???

    dasar benga kau cok
    Rawe rawe rantas malang malang putung

    "gak ada yang
    gak bisa di negara ini, makanya dinamain negara REPUBLIK"

  7. #7
    Wick Logan's Avatar
      Auction Verified
    Join Date
    Aug 2013
    Location
    Alberta, Canada
    Posts
    106
    Mentioned
    3 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Time Online
    4 Hrs 41 Mins 17 Secs

    Re: Tuhan Dimana...???

    Wkwkwkwkwkwkwkw bisa aja si Ucok...

  8. #8
    Turis Lokal
     
    Join Date
    Nov 2016
    Location
    jakarta
    Posts
    7
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Time Online
    17 Mins 21 Secs

    Re: Tuhan Dimana...???

    wkkwkw ucok ucok ucok

  9. #9
    Zippo Insert
     
    Join Date
    Jul 2015
    Location
    Indonesia
    Posts
    656
    Mentioned
    32 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Time Online
    2 Days 6 Hrs 8 Mins 13 Secs

    Re: Tuhan Dimana...???

    d d d d

  10. #10
    Turis Lokal
     
    Join Date
    Jan 2017
    Location
    jakarta
    Posts
    5
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Time Online
    30 Mins 53 Secs

    Re: Tuhan Dimana...???

    si ucok kebal sama siraman rohani

  11. #11
    Zippo Insert
     
    Join Date
    Jul 2015
    Location
    Indonesia
    Posts
    656
    Mentioned
    32 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Time Online
    2 Days 6 Hrs 8 Mins 13 Secs

    Re: Tuhan Dimana...???

    d d d d

  12. #12
    Turis Lokal
     
    Join Date
    Aug 2017
    Location
    jakarta
    Posts
    6
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Time Online
    20 Mins 4 Secs

    Re: Tuhan Dimana...???

    tuhan hilang di curi si bedul ... hahaha

Similar Threads

  1. Tanya dimana beli zippo di Singapore
    By Uwox Herryboy in forum Diskusi Umum Seputar Zippo
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 22-Jun-2016, 03:55:58 PM
  2. Dimana Order Zippo Custom?
    By Jesky in forum Forum Beli / Barter / Cari Zippo
    Replies: 38
    Last Post: 28-Dec-2013, 11:21:40 PM
  3. Info Ketika Tuhan Menciptakan Indonesia
    By chipax in forum Ngalor-ngidul
    Replies: 13
    Last Post: 21-Dec-2012, 10:09:38 PM
  4. (ASK) Beli zippo Ori yang murah dimana yah?
    By taufanovic in forum Forum Beli / Barter / Cari Zippo
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 06-Jan-2012, 11:43:05 PM

Thread Participants: 10

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •